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Bonus

The first thought that appears in mind with the word “Bonus” is something that does not belong to you, but you aspire for it. You strongly assume that you should have it because you deserve it. You have worked for hours to Months to achieve it. On the other hand, we do also have a group of staff, who believe in a law of attraction and keep thinking of Bonuses from hours to Months. But only a few are practical, who spend genuine time with bosses to attain this milestone and rarely found at their working desks.

On the appointment letter, it is written that the bonus depends on both company and individual performance. The majority of staff relies on company performance as another performance is suspicious. Bonus varies from company to company, some offer one basic salary + percentage of individual’s performance, where few giant multi-nationals companies offer even up to 4 salaries. These are the fringe benefits that people love to work for in large companies. In large companies, the employee is part of the machine, even he/she is left, the part can be replaced but the machine will not stop functioning. On some occasions, it is observed that large companies sack their hundreds to thousands of employees by shutting down the company’s branches. So, benefits and risks, both are with equal probability.

In current Covid days, the condition is not grassy. A plethora of companies are in a survival state and employees are urged to work in average or below-average salaries. Employees ‘ Expectations are changed and they need their job running with salary on time, even without Bonus money. Almost every company has done salary deduction in covid days. If still, guys are enjoying bonuses, they are lucky. They should be saving money, instead of spending on restaurants, vacations, and other investment activities. The first lesson Covid taught us that “Health is only Wealth” & the second, the only “friend” is Money. Those who are/were having fixed assets (not cash in hand) suffered a lot. Traditionally, there was a practice to invest money in real estate, purchasing bonds, saving certificates, or invest in long-term projects. Now people are watching their steps wisely.

The only advantage of Covid, we attained is β€œfree time”. Every one of us must have availed it, but it is arguable that how you spent or still spending. Free time appeared as a blessing for workaholics. Workaholics may relate free time as their “Bonus”, which nature provided to them. The majority of us got time to invest with our families, loved ones, and friends. For some gentlemen, a bonus is to praise them and acknowledge their efforts. They are somewhat right as money is more for selfish activities that you spend on you and your family only. How many of us are privileged and spend money on others without any interest – β€œSelfless spending”. We should think of those who are not earning, hardly earning and needed β€œbonus” from us.

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Interviews

Interviews are conducted to judge the skills, experience, and attitude of the candidates for a possible opportunity. Since my childhood, I have found to be more slavery mindset 😡. So, Taken Interviews are my basic instinct. It is obvious that the result of my Interviews matches with yours; mostly unsuccessful 😭. The rate of unsuccessfulness varies from person to person, but I never met any champion πŸ† who says his/her most of the Interviews are successful and got the job offer. Those statistics prove that Interviewer is smarter 😼 than you and asks the question that you do not know or could not answer in the way that intelligent interviewer was expecting from you.

After your successful hiring, When you came to know about the skills and qualities of the interviewer, you seriously start thinking about taking anger management 😠 classes. Nobody fights with the King of Jungle (Human Resources). HR Department is very supportive but at some points, they act very weird and their suspicious looks create anxiety 😟.

Few following examples of my encounters with the HR Team. One Interviewer asked me how do you see myself after 5 Years ? πŸ€”. If I were such a visionary πŸ‘οΈ, why would I apply for a little pennies job in your company? I just need that job at this time to run my daily expenses. Another question asked, why should we hire you? 🧐 This is something the Interviewer has to evaluate; I have answered all your questions; If I fit in your company and culture, hire me. Or the other answer to this question would be because your existing staff is not much capable 🀏 and I would add value to your business which they are not putting efforts. It means produce enemies in form of peers before getting on board. One question that I hate very much is What are your weaknesses?πŸ•ΊWhy; you want to screw me for the rest of my life? All these questions are supposed to be evaluated by Interviewer.

The above-asked questions were somewhat related to work. But what If the Interviewer asks why did you wear that particular color 🎨 for the Management role. Is there a connection of color with the Job role? Why your hairs are struggling to migrate towards the West ⬅️, where some of the hairs’ bunch of rebellions still pointing towards the North ⬆️? I could never comb my hair perfectly because of too silky and allergic to Gel πŸ‘Ά. Even on my wedding day, I was so embarrassed because of the over usage of gel application on my hair.

But HR is also a victim department. Nowadays HR is struggling to find competitive staff for their organizations. It is hard for them to hire the right candidate in 3-5 Interviews even. This is the reason most people get the job from references than the traditional job hiring process. So be social 🀝, meet the people even if you do not like them, praise them and sell your skills.πŸ™

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