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Bonus

The first thought that appears in mind with the word “Bonus” is something that does not belong to you, but you aspire for it. You strongly assume that you should have it because you deserve it. You have worked for hours to Months to achieve it. On the other hand, we do also have a group of staff, who believe in a law of attraction and keep thinking of Bonuses from hours to Months. But only a few are practical, who spend genuine time with bosses to attain this milestone and rarely found at their working desks.

On the appointment letter, it is written that the bonus depends on both company and individual performance. The majority of staff relies on company performance as another performance is suspicious. Bonus varies from company to company, some offer one basic salary + percentage of individual’s performance, where few giant multi-nationals companies offer even up to 4 salaries. These are the fringe benefits that people love to work for in large companies. In large companies, the employee is part of the machine, even he/she is left, the part can be replaced but the machine will not stop functioning. On some occasions, it is observed that large companies sack their hundreds to thousands of employees by shutting down the company’s branches. So, benefits and risks, both are with equal probability.

In current Covid days, the condition is not grassy. A plethora of companies are in a survival state and employees are urged to work in average or below-average salaries. Employees ‘ Expectations are changed and they need their job running with salary on time, even without Bonus money. Almost every company has done salary deduction in covid days. If still, guys are enjoying bonuses, they are lucky. They should be saving money, instead of spending on restaurants, vacations, and other investment activities. The first lesson Covid taught us that “Health is only Wealth” & the second, the only “friend” is Money. Those who are/were having fixed assets (not cash in hand) suffered a lot. Traditionally, there was a practice to invest money in real estate, purchasing bonds, saving certificates, or invest in long-term projects. Now people are watching their steps wisely.

The only advantage of Covid, we attained is β€œfree time”. Every one of us must have availed it, but it is arguable that how you spent or still spending. Free time appeared as a blessing for workaholics. Workaholics may relate free time as their “Bonus”, which nature provided to them. The majority of us got time to invest with our families, loved ones, and friends. For some gentlemen, a bonus is to praise them and acknowledge their efforts. They are somewhat right as money is more for selfish activities that you spend on you and your family only. How many of us are privileged and spend money on others without any interest – β€œSelfless spending”. We should think of those who are not earning, hardly earning and needed β€œbonus” from us.

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Transit Managers

I came to know about one organization where Managers do not stay for long and left either for Good or Bad. I could not figure out who was cursed 😩 company or Managers. I heard and read the quote many times that If your boss is bad, leave the company, but this time Bosses were leaving the company 😱 intentionally or unintentionally both. Nobody talks about this innocent community.

Before understanding the pain πŸ€’of Managers, would like to highlight Company Organization structure. It was Multi-bosses’ organization from CEO to Departments’ Presidents Levels with staff of around 350 employees. It was like 3 Managers for 1 Employee. πŸ€“

I do not know that how many successors Managers so far now company achieved, but I only would share 5 Managers along with my free evaluation.πŸ˜‘

First Manager 😎
Leader, Experienced, strong personality, best communication skills. He stayed only for around 8 Months and implemented couple of Projects successfully. But his pain was less salary. He was under impression that his salary package is low 🀏 comparably to his mates in the same company and industry. He might right, so he left for Good!

Second Manager 😈
His successor, skillful, talented but with poor communication and leadership skills. He could not create a good team and conflicts 😡 arises among them. Secondly, Top Management did not trust him. He was terminated after around 1 Year, so pain was given to him by Company.

Third Manager 😟
Decent, Social, Good communication skills but without leadership and less talented as required for his job. It is nice to have such people in life as a friend, but for work ? So, he left after One Year. Poor guy 🐰

Fourth Manager πŸ™‚
After testing all above 3, Management decided to promote the in-house staff πŸ™‹ to Management Post. He was talented, Leader, good communication skills. He worked with them for 2 Years successfully. But company was not paying him Managerial level package. So, his pain was also less money and he left for good.

How can company retain good employees with them. If those who are hired and not competent, provide them training? Questions to HR Officials. πŸ™

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Micro Manager

One of my Manager was highly interested in me. Even he could not realize that I oppose his gender πŸ˜•. In fact, that poor guy was Micro Manager. Micro Managers dedicate their life toΒ  adjust the abnormalities of corporate World using their raw hands. 😎

I assume that in early 90s, Microsoft adopted the idea of Multitasking from Micro Managers but Microsoft had no idea that it will also lead to Windows crashing ⚑ like employee’s productivity. Good fortunately, Windows has End Task feature to restart the application, but how to regain Employees’ Mood 😍 and the productivity they lost during inspection.

After couple of weeks, I found that my newly boss is also a victim 🀒 and found following symptoms in him;

  • After assigning task to me, he kept shadowing πŸ‘€ on me as I am handing over work to him for my Annual Leave. πŸ’€
  • Analysed the fonts & design of Power Point Presentation repeatedly and asked for change ultimately. If all the tasks are by his wish, Hire Robots, why is needed immortal humans ☠️
  • He was his favourite πŸ’, who wanted to be in a frame of control and power over his employees.
  • He forced us to socialize πŸ’» on FB & instagram, but not in office with colleagues as it effects on productivity.
  • One thing I must admit about himΒ  that he never asked our devices passwords πŸ”‘, which saved many of us jobs and he could not hunt the treasure inside our computers.

Why do not they clone 🐴🐴themselves.

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