Childish Parenting

Is parenting an art, science or magic. Answer varies from parent to parent. Either any of answer, but it should  NOT be asked from parents. I believe that this mystery belongs to Childs because they are allowing parents to manage them up to limited extents. How much and when to manage, this is also decided by Childs. So digitalization is completed and now it is Childish Parenting.

PSYCHIATRISTS Children are real psychiatrists. They start reading minds from their early age as they have done bachelors in behavioural sciences. It is my belief that toddlers must be inspiration of the invention of Artificial Intelligence and have acted as Simulator for AI Robots. This creature do predictable things unpredictably.

INFANTS
I have much encounters with infants in form of nephews & nieces. Infants are the most dangerous among kids species. While sleeping, They know very well are they in lap or on bed. Even their timing of poop and pee is accurate. It seems infants are in contract with laundries. Cradle, music, toys are their secondary entertainment. They want dedicated servant for their caring. weather is predictable, but their moods are not. Once they start crying, I apply all monkeys moves to stop them crying, but as per experience donkey moves work.

TODDLERS
Getting ready to be boys. Although their walking pace is slow but assets are in their range. Their care takers have to do surveillance 24/7. They have access to kitchen, electric items and other household. They can fight with you and may physically hurt you by throwing any metal etc, so be aware and assume them as your rivals. They are in their cunning age and may fool you from their innocent face and actions. It is a matter of seconds, once you are trapped, you might lost crockery, glass, laptop, mobile etc. The latest medicine used by mother’s to control them are screening and make a wish that they do not lost in a game on tablet or mobile. Keep Monthly budget for screen repairing.

TEENAGERS
If you are assuming that teenagers are children. One minute silence for you.