Micro Manager

One of my Manager was highly interested in me. Even he could not realize that I oppose his gender 😕. In fact, that poor guy was Micro Manager. Micro Managers dedicate their life to  adjust the abnormalities of corporate World using their raw hands. 😎

I assume that in early 90s, Microsoft adopted the idea of Multitasking from Micro Managers but Microsoft had no idea that it will also lead to Windows crashing ⚡ like employee’s productivity. Good fortunately, Windows has End Task feature to restart the application, but how to regain Employees’ Mood 😍 and the productivity they lost during inspection.

After couple of weeks, I found that my newly boss is also a victim 🤢 and found following symptoms in him;

• After assigning task to me, he kept shadowing 👀 on me as I am handing over work to him for my Annual Leave. 💤
• Analysed the fonts & design of Power Point Presentation repeatedly and asked for change ultimately. If all the tasks are by his wish, Hire Robots, why is needed immortal humans ☠️
• He was his favourite 🐒, who wanted to be in a frame of control and power over his employees.
• He forced us to socialize 💻 on FB & instagram, but not in office with colleagues as it effects on productivity.
• One thing I must admit about him  that he never asked our devices passwords 🔑, which saved many of us jobs and he could not hunt the treasure inside our computers.

Why do not they clone 🐴🐴themselves.